This is a totally serious book about politics. If you don't know it already, I am John McCain's daughter (well, the blonde and not fat one, anyway) and I have like, spent so much time around politics that I had to write a book about it! My book is a whole 193 pages long, and there are like no pictures in it, so stupid mouth-breathing conservatives will probably not like it very much.In case you don't know it, I am a Progressive Republican, which means that I am like, way more tolerant and inclusive than those other kinds of Republicans. Except that I don't really like those squeaky-clean wholesome Mormons very much 'cause I think they probably look down on my drinking and my crazy-sex and partying and foul language, and who needs that stuffy old bigotry? And I really don't like the Palin family very much 'cause it's like, always about them and the kids and like, "stop cursing around the children", and "do you have to drink so much when the kids are around?" and "can you put on some clothes when the kids are here?" and nag, nag, nag. Omigod! Freaking conservatives are so rigid!
Anyway, you are probably a Progressive Republican if you don't scream in fear when a gay person says "hi" to you, or if you have some black or hispanic friends. If you don't hate people for being different and if you don't want to kill all foreign immigrants who come to this wonderful land of Freedom you are probably a Progressive Republican like me. And if you think abstinence is stupid, and crazy-sex is totally awesome, you are a Progressive!
This book will make you sad to read about how badly I was treated on the campaign and how, like, I had to spend my own money and shlep my own bags and sometimes walk up stairs in crappy hotels! I know, right? Total buzzkill! But then it will make you happy to know that there are wild individualistic and freedom-loving Republicans out there like me who don't hate people with tattoos or women who wear pants. I am a totally different kind of Republican who accepts gays and doesn't want to burn them with fire. I love rock and roll music, and getting really drunk, and making out with the guy who's been following me for weeks to write a story in Newsweek! I think everyone deserves free health care for their whole lives, and I think rich people are greedy and should pay more in taxes, and I love black people. Religious people scare me.
I am ready to help my readers learn that there is no bigotry at all in Progressive Republicans like me and we are totally inclusive. Please don't be put off by my edginess. If you keep an open mind we can all have a totally awesome (Republican) party together!
